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The Evil Administration ([personal profile] evil_administration) wrote in [community profile] dark_assembly2012-10-29 09:28 pm
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I wanna be the main character

The Dark Assembly has been called together today to vote on the following bill dood!

Name: Asagi
Subject: I wanna be the main character
Filibuster: I've spent seven years in the backlight and it's time for me to be in the spotlight! Help me bring Makai Wars the epic release it deserves!

Legendary Senator Baal is in attendance!


...B...B...Baal dood!

We're screwed dood!

Everybody run dood!

[The prinnies all run off...]
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evil_administration: (Plenair)

[personal profile] evil_administration 2012-10-30 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[There are seven senators in attendance. Comment here when you are ready to start the vote.]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Crotchety Old Whining For Fun & Profit, Back In the Old Days, and Creative Writing: How To Tell A Taller Tale. (Senator Get Off My Lawn)

Senator Get Off My Lawn is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Seven years! You are complaining about a mere seven years! Why in my day people waited thousands of times that much and still didn't get to be the main character!

[Against]
eternalcameo: (Bitch I am READY)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's the thing: I haven't just been waiting for my chance; I've been fighting for my chance ever since day one! From coming out of concept art to being apped to games on Dreamwidth, I've tirelessly fought for my chance to finally make something of myself.
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Crotchety Old Whining For Fun & Profit, Back In the Old Days, and Creative Writing: How To Tell A Taller Tale. (Senator Get Off My Lawn)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Tirelessly TIRELESSLY? You cannot claim that until you have spent ten thousand years tilling the earth using nothing but the slow growth of your own roots!

Why, you don't know what being tireless IS!

[Strongly Against]
eternalcameo: (Summer greetings)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do! Do you know how exhausting cameos are?

Really fucking exhausting.

Besides, I played Chrono Trigger and had one of my party members go back in time to do something like that. Does that count?
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Crotchety Old Whining For Fun & Profit, Back In the Old Days, and Creative Writing: How To Tell A Taller Tale. (Senator Get Off My Lawn)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Was that party member one of your cameos?
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)

Senator Trap is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
And it starts...

[Either Way]
eternalcameo: (Cheeky)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
You know Makai Wars will be the greatest game Nippon Ichi will release, right? Everything since Makai Kingdom has built up to this game and it's about time the world gets to know of its beauty.
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Makai Kingdom.

You mean that game about cockfighting overlords trying to get the best netherworld penis?

[Either Way]
eternalcameo: (Bitch I am READY)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much. It was all just a MacGuffin that led up to the real purpose of the game: introducing me!

(She strikes a pose.)

It's ingenious, really.
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Never played it.

[Either Way]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Stalking & Espionage, Vampiric Ethics, and Economics: The True Pure Evil (Senator Sparklesucker)

Senator Sparklesucker is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I do not think making you the main character would be the most lucrative option available...

[Leaning No]
eternalcameo: (Wanna go bitch?)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? I'm the second most popular character in Nippon Ichi's roster, I'm endearing, cute and I can put up a hell of a fight!
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Stalking & Espionage, Vampiric Ethics, and Economics: The True Pure Evil (Senator Sparklesucker)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Are you not popular because you are... shall we say... the butt monkey of the group?

Your popularity hinges on you never getting your own game correct?

[Leaning No]
eternalcameo: (YOU'RE the main character?!)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not a butt monkey! I'm an endearing character!

Besides, it's kind of like the same reason everyone loves the joke character. They all one day get their time to shine!
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Stalking & Espionage, Vampiric Ethics, and Economics: The True Pure Evil (Senator Sparklesucker)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed, and that time to shine typically lasts one cutscene. You are asking for considerably more than that.

Also this in no way answers the question of how lucrative this would be.

[Leaning No]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Survival 101: How To Run Away, and Advanced Cowardice: Looking Pathetic To Not Be Worth Others' Time & Effort. (Senator Chicken)

Senator Chicken is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[He stares at Baal in absolute terror ignoring Asagi]

[Strongly Against]
Edited 2012-10-30 04:41 (UTC)
eternalcameo: (She's cute when she's not pissed)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
(Asagi is not above using fear of others in her favor, nope nope.)

...you know, if you pass this bill, I'll become the protagonist, right? And the protagonist is always able to fend off Baal. That means you won't get plucked if Makai Wars comes out.

netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Survival 101: How To Run Away, and Advanced Cowardice: Looking Pathetic To Not Be Worth Others' Time & Effort. (Senator Chicken)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
But... it's Baal...

[Against]
eternalcameo: (Default)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Look at all the previous main characters. Laharl, Adell, Zetta, Mao, Valvatorez, Prier, Marona, Hero Prinny...they were all able to beat Baal just by being the main character.

If any of them can do it, I can do it, too. Vote for Asagi and you won't have to fear Baal anymore.
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Survival 101: How To Run Away, and Advanced Cowardice: Looking Pathetic To Not Be Worth Others' Time & Effort. (Senator Chicken)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
But... then you would just be scarier than Baal. And he doesn't beat up the council to pass bills. Only the main character's do that.

[Strongly Against]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" 1001 Ways To Kill A Man, The World Is Going To End And How It Might Happen, and Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. (Senator Doom)

Senator Doom is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
We cannot allow there to be a main character! That would give them more plot importance which would skew the balance of power heavily against me.

[Total Opposition]
eternalcameo: (Hay~)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
But more protagonists means more visits to the Dark Assembly, which means more bribes headed your way.
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" 1001 Ways To Kill A Man, The World Is Going To End And How It Might Happen, and Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. (Senator Doom)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, until one of you realizes all you need to pass a bill is bribe one of us and then toss the others into us to get our vote. And that's only until you are powerful enough to fight us all! You think I haven't been paying attention to the politics in the Disgaea games?

[Total Opposition]
eternalcameo: (Is my game out yet?)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I know about Disgaea politics. I've been in enough of them to know how it works and I'm level 2000. Pretty damn impressive, right?

I can help boost your levels, you know. I'm pretty much a higher level than these other guys.

netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" 1001 Ways To Kill A Man, The World Is Going To End And How It Might Happen, and Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. (Senator Doom)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-15 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose, but levels are so passe. The intelligent one does not need to be more powerful than something to beat it.

It doesn't hurt, but there are more interesting and provocative pursuits than numerical advantage.

[Strongly Against]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Torture 101, Talking Big, and Demoralization & Tyranny: How To Keep The Little Guy Down And Not Be Overthrown. (Senator Megalomania)

Senator Megalomania is in attendance!

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
You? The main character? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a laugh.

[Strongly Against]
eternalcameo: (YOU'RE the main character?!)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like I don't have what it takes to be the main character! I have enough personality, backstory and wit for it! Plus I can totally kick some ass. You've seen the cameos I've made!
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Torture 101, Talking Big, and Demoralization & Tyranny: How To Keep The Little Guy Down And Not Be Overthrown. (Senator Megalomania)

And yes, the mod is aware Megalomania is OBVIOUSLY wrong...

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah in a GAME maybe, but this is your first appearance in an RP and here you barely qualify as an extra!

[Strongly Against]
Edited 2012-10-31 05:48 (UTC)
eternalcameo: (Wanna go bitch?)

Haha, it's cool~

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, there is no such thing as an extra in an RP. Everyone has a part to play and as one of the characters from the universe this game is based on, I'm pretty damn important.

Hell, the mods let me keep the Yoshitsuna!
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Torture 101, Talking Big, and Demoralization & Tyranny: How To Keep The Little Guy Down And Not Be Overthrown. (Senator Megalomania)

Re: Haha, it's cool~

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah yeah. Whatever. When you come back with the felony, "burninated the countryside... for the millionth time." Maybe I'll care.

[Strongly Against]
Edited 2012-11-15 01:25 (UTC)
legendary_lolitics: Nothing more needs to be said about this more than legendary figure... (Legendary Senator Baal)

LEGENDARY SENATOR BAAL IS IN ATTENDANCE!

[personal profile] legendary_lolitics 2012-10-30 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Baal glares at Asagi.]

Grrrrr...

[Strongly Against]
eternalcameo: (Uhh...)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-30 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
...

(Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

WHEN THE HELL DID HE BECOME A SENATOR?! Better yet, WHY?!)

...you know, you're guaranteed to make another appearance if the game gets released...right? I mean come on, it's Makai Wars!

(Stay calm and keep the keysmashing in your mind, Asagi.)
legendary_lolitics: Nothing more needs to be said about this more than legendary figure... (Legendary Senator Baal)

[personal profile] legendary_lolitics 2012-10-31 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Grrr...

[He appears to be thinking.]

[Strongly Against]
eternalcameo: (Hay~)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-11-12 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
(Yes, please please please pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase agree to it.)

Think about it: it'll be your most epic appearance ever. Everything's building up to the release of this game.

Besides, were the same, right? I'm a recurring side character and you're a recurring villain! If we work together, we can both become plot relevant!
legendary_lolitics: Nothing more needs to be said about this more than legendary figure... (Legendary Senator Baal)

[personal profile] legendary_lolitics 2012-11-14 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Grrr...

[He still appears to be thinking.]

[Leaning No]
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